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A soundtrack for one of the early filmworks from Herbie Beauregard (best known for his horror flicks), Handshakes and Hangrenades was the movie that cattailed us with the notion that through achieving the "thin" look, you could also become a very dangerous villain.
Kremlin Kostner stars as a lounge-singing astronaut's assistant who regrets everything by the 72nd minute of the soundtrack. Rembrandt Hussain (a slightly stilted Nth Degree) brings home a performance based on terror, but still avoids cliche like a schoolgirl in a pawnshop. A newcomer to the world of cinema, Jaow Spi Sci plays a shy vegetarian matador with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. The characters are thrown into a 24-hour race for power and revenge like a chain of seagulls charging back to the beach from the landfill (owned by a gleefully manipulative Dutch Oven). As one reviewer put it: "It's like eatin' dinner bombs under the crash of intelligent inspector bullets".

CD: Handshakes and Handgrenades by Fallopian Disco Force SDCD010
Running time: 72 minutes

1. human mandibles
2. fireants lickin' loud
3. nesting in the the cannon hatch
4. page 13 - musical systolic murmur
5. tactile confines
6. puppyfat
7. muffle the minnasan
8. next desk, nest
9. wiglet formation
10. snail days
11. nest eugenics
12. thurman uma thurman
13. MCMLXXXIII pussy
14. dark barker
15. heartthrob artery
16. mash my wing in her face, wingmasher
17. break a rib, eat a rib
18. that man from the cradle
19. old fellas cup
20. festive nest parade
21. form psychology
22. umbilical ghetto personnel
23. let's sing about eugenics
24. cannonesque ball machine
25. the waggler priest

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