F D F H I S T O R Y P A G E

Fallopio begins as apprentice to Dr. Wallasich in his second story office, above a laundromat in Rasputo, Hillaila.

Leaves the Doctor to set up a small business on Bog Street, founding the Fallopian Lung Limited.

Fallopio develops a method of coating pills using a mixture of gum and chalk which was poured on to the finished pills in coating pans and rendered them tasteless. He called this “breakfast”. For this process Fallopio was granted the title of ‘Kremlin Kostner’.

New contract work was undertaken on the new Robotiko Kutagawa range of the human voice. The business of “liquid” was invented and the company acquired the business of “juice” for export markets. Following these developments, Fallopio developed an initial powder formulation of salmon calcitonin, which an independent investigator tested in humans in clinical trials. These trials resulted in the formation of the Council for Understanding Mineral Conciousness Overseas, aka CUMCO.

Harris ‘non DJ’ Wales Bull achieves his goal of developing the "perfect" sweet and palatable liquid. His work with humans and seedlings spanned more than 10 years and was the result of 22,000 crossbreeding experiments on 125 species. He is enlisted by Fallopio to the Force.

Dr. Reginald ‘Nth Degree’ Bramwell Sherman, a physician and dentist by profession, successfully pasteurizes the Fallopian liquid to produce an "unfermented throat cleanser" for fellow parishioners at his Church of Fashion, where he is the local disc jockey, or ‘DJ’. His achievement marks the beginning of harmony between the choir and his Califone turnatable.

Fallopian juice becomes a national favorite as thousands sample it at the Chicago World's Fair. Nth Degree, as he becomes known, discontinues his practice of glamour dentistry to give full attention to the marketing of Fallopian juice. A new partnership is born as word spreads to Fallopio and non DJ that the liquid is a hit. The three become the ‘Fallopian Disco Force’.

Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan startles the world by serving Fallopian Juice instead of wine at a full-dress diplomatic function honoring the retiring British ambassador. Newspaper columnists, cartoonists and editors make much of it for months.

The Fallopion Disco Force develops its first jam product called "Fallopalade." The initial quantity is purchased in its entirety by the U.S. Army, becoming a product demanded by the doughboys when they return to civilian life. Black market trade is brisk and spurs a shift in popular music trends.

Through extensive indefensable research Dr. Wallasich supresses a movement calling for an end to Fashion Church Hierarchy which elevates the Califonist movement to the forefront of an otherwise fractious and fair period of self-rule by the neo-Papists. His research extended "breakfast" to a global movement embraced by millions.

The Force's first non-liquid product is introduced: Homogenized Music.

The Force begins its sponsorship of The Irene Rich Show, one of the most popular shows in the dying days of radio. The show soon captures the hearts of children throughout the country through its use of battle breaks.

The Fallopian Disco Force steps up partnership activities, including a co-branding venture with the Cannibalism Gandhi Band. The association with CGB will yield further opportunities for growth in the generic sector as Governments throughout the world focus on Fallopian costs. Expansion and investment is a continuing process to maintain our excellent standing in an exciting industry.

The Force works within its partnership framework to facilitate the production of vinyl. This vinyl pleases djs and housewives world wide. Djs love it for its powder formulation of salmon calcitonin. Housewives find that when the records are played in the home that the food tastes better, the dishes clean themselves, and that Dad can answer the crossword challenge in half the time.

The Fallopian Disco Force starts a kind of neighborhood awareness drive of their own in support of the 'Chimney Chop Game', a holographic lingerie parlor, and Michael's new eyehole into Elaine and Leila's closet.