F D F B I O P A G E

Kremlin Kostner was raised by wolf-bats in southern Berlin and as a student, he was taught his signature throat 'shifting' on a forty-foot yacht.
Also known as "Senator Shelfseep" he was once hit by a car, making him forget everything for three days. Recently he has been seen doing everything from 'mauling' false hydrangeas at the mall to softening croissants to hogging the swingset at local elementary schools.

Nth (degree) has entrenched himself in the Church of the High Priestess since his birth in Guam. Later he received training as a thought criminal under the auspices of none other than the infamous Dalton Vrij. It was under such circumstances that he developed a taste for the 'Hairy Jungle'.
Recently he is being held at a library near the Pizza Hut. He feigns internal retreat when anyone is looking.

non DJ has admitted to specially importing vultures for Regretful Dead shows in the African suburb of Howgot. As a child, he was left at Richard's place after that crazy evening when the kids were watching that Bruce Willis feature, and his since made a pact with Ronnie Corbett never to watch British TV ever again. He has been influenced by sleet, text, hope and machismo for the past 16 years.

Jaow Spi Sci was born on an assembly line in Wang Finger, Pennsylvania, and once wrote a song about death. On stage he is known to perform follow-up experiments in which Canadian women are asked to sniff boxes containing miniature T-shirts worn for two days by his favourite mice.
Every flight he takes he is convinced its the last. He is currently residing at the airport disguised as a woman's hardoned clawpaw.